MCH Payment System
This is about the april's fools day post. For the payment details of MCH2022, see MCH2022 Payment System
This page details implementation of the MCH Payment System. It contains logo's and other handy corporate material you can use to implement the MCH payment system in your event and village.
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Do you lose your festival coins every day? Are you tired of those same old boring coins every event? How do you even store all of those? Is your wallet continuously exploding with useless plastic? This cannot be good for the environment!
Dealing with all these coins is hard. But not anymore, thanks to the new and improved MCH Payment System!
We kept cutting corners and invented a true revolution in festival payment systems. Comfortable, easy and lightweight. Imagine: being able to quickly and easily find your festival currency and be on your way: take more pleasure in what the festival has to offer, enjoying every moment just a bit more because as you will be able to just Roll along!
The MCH payment system is the first all-round completely spherical payment system that does not drop the ball. Recognize value instantly due to the unique shape, color and size. Going for a swim? Your money won’t sink. Never again will you have to search for those lost currency. The MCH payment system makes your life easier, more relaxed and worry free.
The MCH Payment system has many well known denominations of Euros. But lighter and much easier to find and recognize. Easy to hold, store, find and transport. Paying on a festival has never been this easy. You will always know where your cash is. And rounding off was never easier!
Change your quest for finding coins into a performant monetary exchange worthy of the current decade. Nothing will bounce like the MCH payment system.
The environment was waiting for this revolution. Starting this summer, festivals throughout Europe adopt it: making this the primary and highest recycled festival currency out there, made out of 99% natural air. Lightweight, reusable, safe and clean. Say hello to the future.
The MCH payment system is fit and fun for every age, from old to young. Your kids now can experience unimaginable richness well beyond their height and dive through it like they are scrooge mcduck. Go full-circle: jump in and feel young again! Or let your kids carry your festival currency so they can grow up in an instant.
You can convert your cold, flat and heavy euro’s conveniently into the MCH Payment System at locations around the festival site: the entrance, info desk and distribution machines sprinkled throughout the field. Immediately experience the relief of this lightweight, colorful and convenient currency. Never loose your festival currency again!
Buy an MCH2022 ticket now and receive a FREE currency carrying bag at the entrance. If you order within the next fifteen minutes, you will get not one, but two high quality durable currency carrying bags for free! But wait, there is more! If you order during this commercial we will double the offer to maximize your convenience. That’s right! Four carrying bags! What are you waiting for, that is an insane value on top of all the practical enhancements that the MCH payment system has to offer!
Don’t be square, use the MCH Payment System, everything else is a rounding error. Order now! At tickets.mch2022.org, that is tickets.mch2022.org.
Terms and conditions apply, value and currency can roll in any direction. At least it’s not a crypto currency. This cutting edge technology is licensed by MCH incorporated on the Cayman Islands powered by Evil Corp. This is not financial advice.